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Costello: Funny names?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–<\/p>\n
Costello: That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.<\/p>\n
Abbott: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–<\/p>\n
Costello: You know the fellows’ names?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Yes.<\/p>\n
Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Yes.<\/p>\n
Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.<\/p>\n
Abbott: Who.<\/p>\n
Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.<\/p>\n
Abbott: Who.<\/p>\n
Costello: The guy on first base.<\/p>\n
Abbott: Who is on first.<\/p>\n
Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?<\/p>\n
Abbott: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.<\/p>\n
Costello: I’m asking you–who’s on first?<\/p>\n
Abbott: That’s the man’s name.<\/p>\n
Costello: That’s who’s name?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Yes.<\/p>\n
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.<\/p>\n
Costello: Who is?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Yes.<\/p>\n
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Costello: So who gets it?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.<\/p>\n
Costello: Who’s wife?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.<\/p>\n
Costello: Who does?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Absolutely.<\/p>\n
Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base<\/p>\n
Abbott: Tomorrow.<\/p>\n
Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball–me being a good catcher–I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?<\/p>\n
Abbott: Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.<\/p>\n
Costello: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!<\/p>\n
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Abbott: Don’t get excited. Take it easy.<\/p>\n
Costello: Why? I don’t know. And I don’t care.<\/p>\n
Abbott: What was that?<\/p>\n
Costello: I said, I DON’T CARE!<\/p>\n
Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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